Here's a problem in logic:
   

> >   An airplane was about
> >   to crash; there  were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.  
> >>    
> >   The first
> >   passenger, Sarah Palin  said, "I have my own reality show and I am the
> >   smartest  woman in American history, so America don't want me to die. She
> >   took the first pack and jumped out of the  plane.
> >  
> >   
> >   The second
> >   passenger, John McCain,  said, I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero
> from an elite Navy unit from the United
> >     States of America.  So he grabbed the
> >   second pack and  jumped.
> >  

> >   The third
> >    passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United  States
> >   and I am the smartest niga in the history of our  country, some even
> call me  the 'Anointed One.' So he  grabbed the pack next to him and jumped  out.
>
> >   
> >   The fourth
> >   passenger, Billy Graham  said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old
> >   schoolgirl,   
> >   
> >   I have
> >   lived a full life and served  my God the best I could. I will sacrifice
> my
> >   life and let  you have the last parachute.
 
> >   The little
> >   girl said, That's okay Mr.  Graham. There's a parachute left for you..
> America's
> >    smartest President took my schoolbag."

The problem is: What was in the schoolbag, and where was a ten year old girl going with a lesbian, a preacher, a president, and a duffas?