The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to
be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber then buffalo sh#t. Someone stole tent."
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That was one funny write up.....        

 

Good one. I am going to copy this one and email it. 

While I'm on a "western" theme.................
An old Joke But funny all the same..


A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there
was a sign attached that said:
This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said: "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:

"This bull mated 120 times last year. "

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said: "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters:

"This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said: "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said:

"Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow."



FOOTNOTE:

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he should eventually make a full recovery...

Love them both.  Thanks for the laugh!!

Another good one Joel. 

Too funny! The second one reminds me of the Anniversary joke!

Those were both funny.
Here's another old one along the same lines as the last one.

An old bull and a young bull were standing at the top of a hill, looking down at all the heffers grazing in the field below.
The young bull said "Hey, let's run down there and mate with one of those gals!"
The old bull said "Let's walk down there and mate with all of them."

WARNING- don't try this at home.