Topic: Lone Ranger & Tonto
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo poop Kemo Sabe, someone stole the tent!"
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo poop Kemo Sabe, someone stole the tent!"
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto found themselves surrounded by 5000 hostile Indians.
The Lone ranger says to Tonto,"We're surrounded Tonto. We have nowhere to go, so farewell old friend!"
To that Tonto replied, "What do you mean 'we', Paleface?!"
The Lone ranger says to Tonto,"We're surrounded Tonto. We have nowhere to go, so farewell old friend!"
To that Tonto replied, "What do you mean 'we', Paleface?!"
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Okay, How about this then......
One day the teacher asked the class to go home and learn all they could about making a family. The next day she asked what they had learned.
Sally rasied her hand and said that she had gone home and observed her cat having kittens.
Chuckie then raised his hand and said he too had witnessed his dog having puppies.
Little Joel raised his hand (which always made the teacher a little nervious)and explained he had observed the Lone Ranger trapped in the valley with 5,000 Indians surronding him on each side. He then set down. The teacher asked Joel what does that have to do with making a family?
Little Joel stode up and replied that the Lone Ranger then pulled out the big guns and promptly shot down all of the indians. Again he set down. Likewise, the teacher asked in a more stern voice. "Joel what does that have to do with making a family?
Little Joel then repied " Well teacher it taught them Indians not to screw around with the Lone Ranger!
One day the teacher asked the class to go home and learn all they could about making a family. The next day she asked what they had learned.
Sally rasied her hand and said that she had gone home and observed her cat having kittens.
Chuckie then raised his hand and said he too had witnessed his dog having puppies.
Little Joel raised his hand (which always made the teacher a little nervious)and explained he had observed the Lone Ranger trapped in the valley with 5,000 Indians surronding him on each side. He then set down. The teacher asked Joel what does that have to do with making a family?
Little Joel stode up and replied that the Lone Ranger then pulled out the big guns and promptly shot down all of the indians. Again he set down. Likewise, the teacher asked in a more stern voice. "Joel what does that have to do with making a family?
Little Joel then repied " Well teacher it taught them Indians not to screw around with the Lone Ranger!
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