I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. 

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

Orange, and blue. 

My dad kept staring at her. 

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.. 

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

Choke on his response;    I knew he would have a good one! 

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... 

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if

you might be my kid."