I think alot of us feel this way sometime. Leave it to Robin Williams to
come up with the perfect plan...

What we need now is for our UN Ambassador and other American leaders to
stand up and propose this message from Robin (Hard to argue with this
logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
peace. So, here's one:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich, Stalin, Sadam, and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will
never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
fence anymore.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home - Mexico, the Middle East, wherever they
want. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported,
regardless of who or where they are. France would surely welcome them!

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21 are allowed. The older ones are bombers.
If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby,
fast.

6. The US will make a stronger effort to become self-sufficient
energy-wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy.
This will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other unsympathetic oil producing countries $15 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. Let them
sell their oil production somewhere else. (If they don't have the US to sell
to, they might as well shut down 75% of their fields and kiss their
country's gross national profit good-bye.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever God they have that
hates
Americans, for seeds, rain, food, tents, medicines, or whatever else they
need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The
people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. Or perhaps France would
rebuild it near the Eiffel Tower, there is a large unused plaza nearby.

10. All Americans are to go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Statue of Liberty is no
longer
saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses," now she's
got a
baseball bat in place of a torch and she's yelling: "You want a piece of
my
me? Come and get it !"

If you agree with the sentiment expressed above, please forward this on to
everyone you know. It's time for all Americans to start sticking up for
ourselves and stop putting the whole rest of the world first. If other
country's need our help, they can ask for it "nicely" instead of
calling us
names and claiming we're not doing enough for them --like we owe them
something!!

Come on Americans, we have to let our leaders know how we feel. Enough is
enough!

Have a good day

Excellent!

Ken Styer

Best solution I've heard of in a long time.

Awesome ideas!

Hey Jon:

When and where did Robin Williams present this?

I want to send it to some folks, but I'm sure they will not believe its for real.

Easy Rider said: Hey Jon: When and where did Robin Williams present this? I want to send it to some folks, but I'm sure they will not believe its for real.

Heck if I know..it was emailed to me,& I'm sharing it with you.I dont even know for sure whether he wrote any or all of it.

Makes for a great story. Robin Williams did say the part about the Statue of Liberty, the rest however, he didn't. Follow the link for the scoop.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Well,believe it or not,I actually care more about what was written,than who wrote it.

It was so good that I did foward it to one more person, please find below:


http://www.firstgov.gov
United States Government Offices - President, George W Bush R, the White House
'Make America the 1st Priority'


President George W. Bush Feb.22 2004


Please find the below message, I have copied this from a forum that I am active in "C3VR.com" I though that there are some interesting pertinent points in the the post. Please look at it and take any or all the suggestions that are there and implement them at your convenience.



1. The US will apologize to the world for our interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich, Stalin, Sadam, and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will
never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
fence anymore.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home - Mexico, the Middle East, wherever they
want. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported,
regardless of who or where they are. France would surely welcome them!

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21 are allowed. The older ones are bombers.
If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby,
fast.

6. The US will make a stronger effort to become self-sufficient
energy-wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy.
This will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other unsympathetic oil producing countries $15 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. Let them
sell their oil production somewhere else. (If they don't have the US to sell
to, they might as well shut down 75% of their fields and kiss their
country's gross national profit good-bye.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever God they have that
hates
Americans, for seeds, rain, food, tents, medicines, or whatever else they
need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The
people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. Or perhaps France would
rebuild it near the Eiffel Tower, there is a large unused plaza nearby.

10. All Americans are to go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Statue of Liberty is no
longer
saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses," now she's
got a
baseball bat in place of a torch and she's yelling: "You want a piece of
my
me? Come and get it !"

If you agree with the sentiment expressed above, please forward this on to
everyone you know. It's time for all Americans to start sticking up for
ourselves and stop putting the whole rest of the world first. If other
country's need our help, they can ask for it "nicely" instead of
calling us
names and claiming we're not doing enough for them --like we owe them
something!!

Come on Americans, we have to let our leaders know how we feel. Enough is
enough!

Thank You and Have a good day


Dave Schneider
Mr69vett