Male  or Female?   You might not have known this...but  a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are  some examples:
   
     FREEZER  BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can  see right through  them.
    
 
 
    PHOTOCOPIERS:  These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm  them up again.  

They are an  effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but  can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong  Buttons.

 
    TIRES:  Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over  inflated
    
 
    HOT AIR  BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go  anywhere...you have to light a fire under their  butt.
    
 
    SPONGES:  These are female...because they are soft...squeezable and retain  water.
    
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Female...because they're constantly being looked at and  frequently getting hit  on.

        TRAINS:  Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for  picking up people.
    
     EGG TIMERS:  Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to  the bottom.
    
 
    HAMMERS:  Male... because in the last 5000 years...they've hardly changed at  all...and are occasionally handy to have  around.
    
 
    THE REMOTE  CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but  consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without  it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he  just keeps trying