Marinette

Entering a classroom at MCAS (Marine Corps Air Station) Yuma, a female Marine Captain encountered a clearly apathetic audience.  She was to provide a full hour’s instruction on Iraqi electronic warfare capabilities to 150 Marine aviators who showed by their body language deep skepticism about her ability to teach war fighting skills to an all-male class.

 

“My voice has just been tested,” she began, “to see if it was suitable for some new cockpit recorder messages for Marine aircraft.  Unfortunately I was not selected to be the new ‘Bitching Betty.’  However, it’s only fair to warn you that the reason given for my non-selection was that an analysis of my voice pattern revealed that my particular voice had a tendency to lull to sleep any male homosexual within earshot.”

 

The assembled officers shot upright in their chairs.  A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes were wide open and locked on her and stayed that way for the entire session. 

That would work for me..........I'm  Homophobic......and proud of it!!!

A close buddy has a son in the Coast Guard.  I changed the joke to USCG and forwarded it on.  I'm sure I'll get some feedback!