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Mark Your Calendars!

Posted: 7/24/07 11:58am Message 1 of 9
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Irving, TX - USA
Joined: 8/21/2004
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
 MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if
he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and
to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than
their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam
also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity. God bless America !


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Mark Your Calendars!

Posted: 7/24/07 12:22pm Message 2 of 9
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ANCHORAGE, AK - USA
Joined: 10/12/2004
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Vette(s): 1965-327 coupe, 1968-small block coupe, 1969-427, 1971-454 coupe and currently a 1976-ZZ4 coupe reborn again,and hotter than ever.. Add a 1996 CE LT-4 for backup

We do have a great country..Clap..I hope this works? If not we should do it again the following Wednesday too..LOL






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Posted: 7/24/07 7:29pm Message 3 of 9
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Montesano, WA - USA
Joined: 9/27/2003
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Vette(s): had a really nice one. sold it to a good friend. Purchased 2004 custom coupe in Feb. 2009 did not tell anyone here until August 2009. BAD I KNOW.
gez terry i guess up your way that would be translated into a little nip with a nip. bad i know....


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Posted: 7/24/07 7:37pm Message 4 of 9
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Greensburg, IN - USA
Joined: 9/24/2003
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Vette(s): Previous: 1984 Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe, 1989 Coupe, 2001 Roadster Present: 1967 Stingray Roadster, 1976 Stingray Coupe, 1989 Roadster..
I kin think of a hunnart repiez ta brother Larry's comment..... sadly enough all are best imagined fer this here Forum....

Micki would hit be alright if'n I set out in front of one o mah rental houses? Their neihber-hood needz ta be checked out worser din mine.....
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Posted: 7/24/07 7:41pm Message 5 of 9
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Vette(s): 2004 Commemorative Edition Coupe, Auto w/HUD. 13K miles in 2015. Sold 1982 Red Coupe
Please remember that not all Muslims are terrorists and not all terrorists are Muslims.
 
And ladies, I don't care what religion you are, you can walk naked down my street any day, any time.LOL



 
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Posted: 7/24/07 7:52pm Message 6 of 9
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Sebago Lake, ME - USA
Joined: 2/15/2007
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Vette(s): 1978 Silver Anniversary L82 4spd (M21) Red Leather. Pace Car is in the hands of a new caretaker.
Well I just changed my plans for Saturday.Approve


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Posted: 7/25/07 12:28pm Message 7 of 9
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Manteca, CA - USA
Joined: 11/20/2005
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Vette(s): 1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold 1975 L48 4 speed
I stand ready to do my part to preserve this great nation on the homefront. Thumbs%20Up


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Posted: 7/25/07 2:07pm Message 8 of 9
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visalia, CA - USA
Joined: 10/27/2006
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Vette(s): 1981 red with silver interior,350(L-81), 350TH, glass t-tops, aluminium rims, 1980 Black/ Black int., 350 GM crate engine/350TH, 1976 black/ saddle int., L-82 w/headers, holly carb, Hypertech ignition
OK..  LAWN CHAIR?...CHECK !....ICE CHEST AND SIX PACK?...CHECK!.... BINOCULARS ?....CHECK!.....OK,  LET THE GAMES BEGIN!.........OOOOPS,  FORGOT THE CAMERA ! 


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Posted: 7/25/07 6:31pm Message 9 of 9
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Indianapolis, IN - USA
Joined: 9/3/2006
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Vette(s): Silver 1974 Convertible - L82 4 speed Low miles (was only 8,900 when I bought it in March 2006) - Now 54K miles. Original owner bought it as an investment for son's college expenses. 2008 Jetstream Blue Convertible
As a public service, I plan on reading this at the Pool Party on Saturday.
 
If I wait long enough, I may not need to.  The 'Ool usually becomes "Toptional" after about 9:00pm!!



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