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Irving, TX - USA
Joined: 8/21/2004
Posts: 4273
Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks.
#2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if
he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and
to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than
their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam
also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity. God bless America !
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if
he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and
to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than
their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam
also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity. God bless America !
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We do have a great country....I hope this works? If not we should do it again the following Wednesday too..
"I Love all Corvettes! LifeTime Member #60..Terry"
gez terry i guess up your way that would be translated into a little nip with a nip. bad i know....

Greensburg, IN - USA
Joined: 9/24/2003
Posts: 5189
Vette(s): Previous: 1984 Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe, 1989 Coupe, 2001 Roadster Present: 1967 Stingray Roadster, 1976 Stingray Coupe, 1989 Roadster..
I kin think of a hunnart repiez ta brother Larry's comment..... sadly enough all are best imagined fer this here Forum....
Micki would hit be alright if'n I set out in front of one o mah rental houses? Their neihber-hood needz ta be checked out worser din mine.....
Tuxblacray 2007-07-24 19:43:48
Micki would hit be alright if'n I set out in front of one o mah rental houses? Their neihber-hood needz ta be checked out worser din mine.....

Please remember that not all Muslims are terrorists and not all terrorists are Muslims.
And ladies, I don't care what religion you are, you can walk naked down my street any day, any time.



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Manteca, CA - USA
Joined: 11/20/2005
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OK.. LAWN CHAIR?...CHECK !....ICE CHEST AND SIX PACK?...CHECK!.... BINOCULARS ?....CHECK!.....OK, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!.........OOOOPS, FORGOT THE CAMERA !

Indianapolis, IN - USA
Joined: 9/3/2006
Posts: 2430
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As a public service, I plan on reading this at the Pool Party on Saturday.
If I wait long enough, I may not need to. The 'Ool usually becomes "Toptional" after about 9:00pm!!
I wanted a Corvette my whole life, but I never dreamed of all the wonderful people I would meet because of it!
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