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Topic: Married for a Night

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Married for a Night

Posted: 3/27/07 5:14pm Message 1 of 18
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
 
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,  I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted



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Married for a Night

Posted: 3/27/07 5:28pm Message 2 of 18
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Ashburn, VA - USA
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Vette(s): 1979 L-48 Coupe, 4-speed, Blue/Blue, in family 20 years

Loved it!!  Big%20smile




Married for a Night

Posted: 3/27/07 6:24pm Message 3 of 18
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LOLRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingLOL OMG thats so funny Thumbs%20Up cilrah2007-03-27 18:24:24


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Married for a Night

Posted: 3/27/07 7:15pm Message 4 of 18
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That about sums it up!!!


Married for a Night

Posted: 3/27/07 8:28pm Message 5 of 18
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Sounds about right to me!!! Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
 
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Married for a Night

Posted: 3/27/07 8:45pm Message 6 of 18
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Vette(s): 1965-327 coupe, 1968-small block coupe, 1969-427, 1971-454 coupe and currently a 1976-ZZ4 coupe reborn again,and hotter than ever.. Add a 1996 CE LT-4 for backup
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Married for a Night

Posted: 3/28/07 6:41am Message 7 of 18
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Montesano, WA - USA
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Vette(s): had a really nice one. sold it to a good friend. Purchased 2004 custom coupe in Feb. 2009 did not tell anyone here until August 2009. BAD I KNOW.
okay so that was you on that train.


Married for a Night

Posted: 3/28/07 1:53pm Message 8 of 18
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Vette(s): 1982 Black, ZZ4, Hooker Side Pipes, 3.55 Rear, Rebuilt & upgraded 700R4, All new suspension, brakes, & new Charcoal interior.
I'm surprised she let him be on top Ouch
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Married for a Night

Posted: 3/28/07 2:16pm Message 9 of 18
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Woodland Park, CO - USA
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Vette(s): 1973 T-Top, Red, 4spd manual, L82
Much good! Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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Married for a Night

Posted: 3/28/07 2:42pm Message 10 of 18
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North Charleston, SC - USA
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Vette(s): 1975 L48 AT AC T-top
Sweeeeeeeeet!Clap
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