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Subject: Mid-life fixer
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>
> >
> >When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my
> wife one day and
> >said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap
> apartment, a cheap car,
> >slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and
> white TV, but I
> >got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old
> blond." Now we have a
> >$500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and
> plasma screen TV, but
> >I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to
> me that you are
> >not holding up your side of things."
> >
> >My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to
> go out and
> >find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make
> sure that I would
> >once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving
> a cheap car,
> >sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black
> and white TV.
> >
> >Aren't older women great? They really know how to
> solve your
> >mid-life crises!
>
>
> >
> >When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my
> wife one day and
> >said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap
> apartment, a cheap car,
> >slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and
> white TV, but I
> >got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old
> blond." Now we have a
> >$500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and
> plasma screen TV, but
> >I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to
> me that you are
> >not holding up your side of things."
> >
> >My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to
> go out and
> >find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make
> sure that I would
> >once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving
> a cheap car,
> >sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black
> and white TV.
> >
> >Aren't older women great? They really know how to
> solve your
> >mid-life crises!
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Amen, brother. Nothin like a woman scorned!
Larry
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I'm sure that's very accurate where ever you live.There is no justice for exiting your lifetime commitment ( at least not for males). 
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Wow...I'm glad I saw this before I said something along those lines to Mama...
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