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Missing Wife...

Posted: 6/11/14 8:45am Message 1 of 4
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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :-Colour of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.
Inspector :-Colour of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.
Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-yes.
Inspector :-colour of the car? . . . . .
Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.  And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....................….and then the husband started crying...
 
Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....we  
will find your car.
 

 

 

 




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Re: Missing Wife...

Posted: 6/11/14 10:45am Message 2 of 4
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I don't get it....


Dave C..........My mantra: I can not be bought!!      Long and short term leases available.
In the words of Zora Arkus-Duntov "Is your seat belt fastened? Alright, Let's go"


Yeah, I know, Shut up Dave.
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Re: Missing Wife...

Posted: 6/11/14 1:24pm Message 3 of 4
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dads2vette said: I don't get it....

Uuuh, Dave, I think he knows a lot more about his car than his wife and really misses the car.  I know some other guys who feel that way too (of course, I'm not one of them).   Embarrassed  Big smile
 
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Re: Missing Wife...

Posted: 6/11/14 2:09pm Message 4 of 4
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Yeah, I was being sarcastic...


Dave C..........My mantra: I can not be bought!!      Long and short term leases available.
In the words of Zora Arkus-Duntov "Is your seat belt fastened? Alright, Let's go"


Yeah, I know, Shut up Dave.
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