Boudreaux live across de bayou from Clarence, who he don like at all. Dey
> all de time yell across de bayou at each other. Boudreaux would yell to
> Clarence, "If I had a way to cross dis bayou, I'd come over dere an beat
> you up good, yeah!"
>
> Dis went on for years. Finally de state done built a bridge across dat
> bayou right by dere houses and Boudreaux's wife, Marie , say, "Now is you
> chance, Boudreaux. Why don you go over der an beat up dat Clarence like
> you say?"
>
> Boudreaux say, "OK," and start across de bridge, but he see a sign on de
> bridge an he stop to read it and den he go back home.
>
> Marie say, "Why you back so soon?"
>
> And Boudreaux say, " Marie , I dun change my mind 'bout beatin' up dat
> Clarence . You know Marie , dey got a sign on dat dere bridge dat say, '
> Clarence 13 ft. 6 in.' You know, he don look near dat big when I yell at
> him across de bayou."