A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
Altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am,"
replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist,
everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what
to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not
been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am,"
replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you
don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where
you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you
have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.
You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but,
somehow, now it's my fault."

Painfully accurate!!!

they did'nt mention whether she was a blond or not

so true

You forgot the part about the protest groups picketing the republican for not taking it upon himself, with his own money, to build her a freaking bridge, hire a detail to go up there, and get her, drive her to her appointment, pay for it also, and then build her a condo, so she can live happily ever after, on taxpayer subsidized living, while she spits out kids every year, so she can get more money.

Also, where she sues him, for not compensating her when her great-great-great Grandfather had to work late for his boss, and missed supper.

How pathetically true.