Part of the new blonde secretary’s job was to stop by Starbuck’s every morning and get coffee for everyone.  She showed the counter worker a large thermos.  “Is this large enough to hold six cups of coffee?” she asked.

  “It looks like it will hold six cups,” the lady behind the counter said.

  “Great!” the blonde said.  “Give me two cups with cream and sugar, one cup black, one with just sweetener and two cups of decaf.”