Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

  
Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could  have won the tennis Grand-Slam. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, danced like a Broadway star and youshould have
heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'
 

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was
something really special.'

    
Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory  like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about
wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He
could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and
the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right'
 

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.' 
        
  Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic
and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to
get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake,
and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was
always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever  measure up to Frank Feldman.'
 

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died. I married his widow.'

 

Larry