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Do you like to read a good murder mystery?
This is an unbelievable twist of fate!!!!
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for
Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don
Harper Mills astounded his audience with
the legal complications of a bizarre death.
Here is the story:
On March 23, 1994....
the medical examiner viewed the body of
Ronald Opus, and concluded that he died from
a shotgun wound to the head.
Mr.Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-
story building intending to commit suicide..
He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.
As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was
interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through
a window, which killed him instantly.
Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware
that a safety net had been installed just below
the eighth floor level to protect some building
workers and that Ronald Opus would not have
been able to complete his suicide the way
he had planned.
"Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued,
"Someone who sets out to commit suicide and
ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism
might not be what he intended, is still defined
as committing suicide."
That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain
death, but probably would not have been
successful because of the safety net, caused
the medical examiner to feel that he had a
homicide on his hands.
The room on the ninth floor, where the
shotgun blast emanated, was occupied
by an elderly man and his wife.
They were arguing vigorously,
and he was threatening her with a shotgun!
The man was so upset that when he pulled the
trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the
pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.
When one intends to kill subject "A" but
kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty
of the murder of subject "B."
When confronted with the murder charge,
the old man and his wife were both adamant,
and both said that they thought the shotgun
was not loaded.
The old man said it was a long-standing habit
to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun.
He had no intention to murder her.
Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to
be an accident; that is, assuming the gun
had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a witness
who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun
about six weeks prior to the fatal accident...
It transpired that the old lady had cut off her
son's financial support and the son, knowing
the propensity of his father to use the shotgun
threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation
that his father would shoot his mother.
Since the loader of the gun was aware of this,
he was guilty of the murder even though he
didn't actually pull the trigger.
The case now becomes one of murder on the part
of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Now comes the exquisite twist...
Further investigation revealed that the son was,
in fact, Ronald Opus.
He had become increasingly despondent over
the failure of his attempt to engineer his
mother's murder.
This led him to jump off the ten-story building
on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun
blast passing through the ninth story window.
The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself.
So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
A true story from Associated Press.
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You just can't make this stuff up
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Sounds like an urban ledgend to me.
The timing would be down to a split second.
The odds are infinity to one.
Good story for TV though.
The timing would be down to a split second.
The odds are infinity to one.
Good story for TV though.


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I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but it's not true. See the following:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/opus.htm
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