A policeman pulled me over the other day.

“My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”

“Yes” I replied, ” I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore.”

“The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driving license.” I told him "yes" and handed it to him.

He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket.” “You won’t be needing this anymore,” he said.

The patrolman was not amused.