I saw this and it got me to thinking.... My wife wanted a pool last year and she kept tellin me it would be a good investment into the future. Ya don't suppose she had the following in mind do ya?


Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day,
while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled Jim out.

      When the director of nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act,
she considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is
you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a
crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have
concluded that your act displays sound mindness.

      The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in
his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am
sorry, but he's dead."

     Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

A man called his house during the afternoon hours.  His 7 year old daughter answered the phone.

"Hi honey, is Mommy home?" 

"Yes she is, she's upstairs in the bedroom with your best friend."

"Are you sure? What are they doing?"     "I don't know Dad, but I can hear them."       "What are they saying?"         "They aren't talking, just making funny moaning noises."

"Here is what I want you to do.  Go open the door just a crack and look inside, and tell me what you see."      "Dad, I can't see them.  They are both under the covers on the bed."       "Okay sweetie, now do this, go get the gun from the drawer in the hall by the front door, can you do that?"          "Okay, Dad got it."    "Good.  Now go up stairs and point it at my friend, and pull the trigger, then point it at Mommy and do the same thing."

"Boy Daddy, that make a lot of noise.   They aren't moving anymore."

"Good, now I know this would be hard, but can you drag them out and dump them in the swimming pool and wait until I get home?"       "What swimming pool?"    "The one we put in the backyard last year!"

"Dad, we don't have a swimming pool."

"Is this 555-1234?"

That's what Im talkin about.... Now ya'll know why that pool ain't in my backyard.
By the way just for some reassurance.... a hot tub ain't gonna be applicable is it???