My Last Hurrah Of The Year... (Maybe)

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Posted: 12/31/06 10:32am Message 1 of 11

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tuxblacray

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A frog walks into a bank in hopes of getting a loan. He notices that the teller's name is Patty Whack.He says "hecko Ms. Whack, my name is Kermit Jagger.Mick Jagger is my father. I would like a loan for 30 thousand dollars. Ms. Whack replies,"yes sir Mr. Jagger,but we would require some type of collateral for a loan that large".At that point, Kermit pulls a figurine out of his pocket and gives it to Ms.Whack.'Will this do?" he asks. "Let me talk to my manager" she replies. After informing the manager of the situation, Patty shows him the figurine and says,"WHAT IS THIS THING HE WANTS TO USE FOR COLLATERAL?" The manager replies, it's a knick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone. Tuxblacray2006-12-31 10:33:38

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Posted: 12/31/06 11:41am Message 2 of 11

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe next year will be better for you! That leaking exhaust is getting to this man!

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Posted: 12/31/06 11:43am Message 3 of 11

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There is a large, collective "GROAN" coming from the entire C3VR family right aboot now...

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Posted: 12/31/06 1:51pm Message 4 of 11

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Ron 78

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Really scrapin the bottom of the BARREL

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Posted: 12/31/06 2:16pm Message 5 of 11

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Vette(s): 1975 T-Tops,Lite Custom work,Many engine mod. 700R4 trans. body is shaved,17" wheels bf goodrich g-force tires,heavy sway bars front&rear rack&pinion steering,550 slolom springs with gas shocks.

He rights good though

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Vette(s): 1980 L-48 still in the middle of a frame-off.

I told that one at lunch today. The roar of silence was deafening. Grandma thought it was funny but she thinks it's funny when the dog passes wind too.

Corvettes and women are the same...You want to make love to them but they keep breaking down.

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Posted: 12/31/06 10:50pm Message 7 of 11

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Vette(s): SOLD - "The Toy" - '70 Convertible
SOLD - "The Beast" - '90 ZR-1 (#682)
SOLD - "Betty" - '28 Ford Model A Tudor
SOLD - "BLKBRRD" - '78 Pontiac Trans Am
"BLUBYU" - '04 Coupe

Personally I think an all time LOW has been reached here...!!!