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my new alarm system

Posted: 11/2/14 11:48am Message 1 of 3
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SAFE AT HOME ... AT LAST AND NO  MORE PAYING FOR AN ALARM SYSTEM!

I've torn out my alarm  system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood

Watch.


I've  now got two Pakistani flags raised in my front yard, one at each

corner in the  back yard and the black flag of ISIS in the  centre.


The  local police, Homeland Security; FBI; CIA and other intelligence

services are  all watching my house 24/7.


I've never felt  safer.

 




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Re: my new alarm system

Posted: 11/2/14 7:17pm Message 2 of 3
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Don't forget to grow that beard and wear a white sheet wrapped around you.  Better make sure the wife wears a burka when she goes outside... gotta look the part.  Wink  Big smile   
 
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Re: my new alarm system

Posted: 11/4/14 9:42am Message 3 of 3
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Makes perfect logic.


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