Topic: my new alarm system
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SAFE AT HOME ... AT LAST AND NO MORE PAYING FOR AN ALARM SYSTEM!
I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood
Watch.
I've now got two Pakistani flags raised in my front yard, one at each
corner in the back yard and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.
The local police, Homeland Security; FBI; CIA and other intelligence
services are all watching my house 24/7.
I've never felt safer.
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Don't forget to grow that beard and wear a white sheet wrapped around you. Better make sure the wife wears a burka when she goes outside... gotta look the part.
Larry


The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Makes perfect logic.
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