Topic: My solution
in Forum: Humor
Subject: High Gas Price Solution
My mailbox is flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants.
To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats,
Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me.
It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.
They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.
Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend the money.
I love it when a plan comes together.
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Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56 
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"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
BTW , how many do you need for 350 hp ? and do you shoot the ones NOT pushing ? 
The only problem is you have to keep going to Dover (NJ for you outsiders) to fill up.
Dave
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The only problem is you have to keep going to Dover (NJ for you outsiders) to fill up.
Dave
[/QUOTE]Not around here.....they're on every corner!
Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
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"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"