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Need A Good Laugh??

Posted: 11/12/05 1:37pm Message 1 of 2
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Ok, there's no bad words here, but I thought this was so funny that I had to pass this along for others.....


An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,   "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr.     Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died." Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."




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Need A Good Laugh??

Posted: 11/12/05 4:15pm Message 2 of 2
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Good one. Thanks for the laugh.

Reminds me of a story. When I first got out of High School I took a summer job working with a man laying floor covering. We were working in a retirement home. It was an old house and had a big wide hallway down the center with rooms off to either side. Anyway, we had some new vinyl flooring going down in the hallway. We had half of it rolled back and were getting ready to start spreading the glue when an old man comes shuffling out of one of the rooms. His pants were unzipped and he had his privates in his hands and he was saying "Get out of the way!! Get out of the way!!"

We got out of the way and watched him shuffle up the hallway. We had several good laughs because of that little incident. Still cracks me up just thinking about it.



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