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Never test a women

Posted: 2/16/07 9:24pm Message 1 of 10
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
>    the background checks,
>  interviews and testing were done, there were 3
>  finalists, 2 men and a woman.
>  For the final test, the CIA agents took one of
>  the men to a large metal
>  door and handed him a gun.

>  "We must know that you will follow your
>  instructions, no matter what the
>  circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your
>  wife sitting in a
>  chair. Kill her!" 

>  The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
>  shoot my wife."

>  The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
>  this job. Take your
>  wife and go home." 

>  The second man was given the same instructions. He
>  took the gun and went
>  into the room. All was quiet for about five
>  minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his
> eyes. "I tried, but
>  I can't kill my wife."

>  The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
>  Take your wife and go
>  home."

>  Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
>  the same instructions to
>  kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
>  the room. Shots were
>  heard, one shot after another, eight in a row.
>  They heard screaming, crashing,
>  and banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
>  all was quiet. The door
>  opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped
>  the sweat from her brow.
>  "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had
>  to beat him to death
>  with the chair."

>  Moral: Never put a woman to the test.



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Posted: 2/16/07 9:27pm Message 2 of 10
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Posted: 2/16/07 11:36pm Message 5 of 10
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Posted: 2/17/07 7:43am Message 6 of 10
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Posted: 2/17/07 3:39pm Message 8 of 10
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Posted: 2/17/07 4:47pm Message 9 of 10
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AngryAngry Sounds like something she wanted to do anyway




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Posted: 2/17/07 6:01pm Message 10 of 10
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