Topic: Never test a women
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
> the background checks,
> interviews and testing were done, there were 3
> finalists, 2 men and a woman.
> For the final test, the CIA agents took one of
> the men to a large metal
> door and handed him a gun.
>
> "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions, no matter what the
> circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your
> wife sitting in a
> chair. Kill her!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
> shoot my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
> this job. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He
> took the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five
> minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his
> eyes. "I tried, but
> I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
> Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
> the same instructions to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
> the room. Shots were
> heard, one shot after another, eight in a row.
> They heard screaming, crashing,
> and banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
> all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped
> the sweat from her brow.
> "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had
> to beat him to death
> with the chair."
>
> Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
> the background checks,
> interviews and testing were done, there were 3
> finalists, 2 men and a woman.
> For the final test, the CIA agents took one of
> the men to a large metal
> door and handed him a gun.
>
> "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions, no matter what the
> circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your
> wife sitting in a
> chair. Kill her!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
> shoot my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
> this job. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He
> took the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five
> minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his
> eyes. "I tried, but
> I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
> Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
> the same instructions to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
> the room. Shots were
> heard, one shot after another, eight in a row.
> They heard screaming, crashing,
> and banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
> all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped
> the sweat from her brow.
> "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had
> to beat him to death
> with the chair."
>
> Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
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