New Cowboy Boots
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> An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "seniors" in
> Texas. Ray always
> wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
> on sale one day, he
> buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
>
> He walks into the house and says to his wife:
> "notice anything different
> about me?"
> Bessie looks him over, "nope."
> Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom,
> undresses, and walks back
> into the room completely naked except for the boots.
>
> Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice
> anything DIFFERENT
> NOW?"
>
> Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different?
> It's hanging down
> today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be
> hanging down again
> tomorrow.
>
> Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
> HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT"S
> HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
> BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!
>
> To which Bessie  replies,
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> "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
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boots?