The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into
Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:
    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

No disrespect to the Sergeant Major, or anyone else,

but I thought this was pretty damn funny.

Alan

that just might work

add to that list all women with PMS!!(no offense, Ladies)

Where do ya' sigh up at? I got me sum cusins and nefews that I'm shore'd be willin to go. They'd be a'bringin there own deer rifles too! Unk'd have to brang the beer tho. YEEEEEEEEHAAAA!!!!!longhorn29438545.6679282407

Being from WV Not only funny but TRUE

Hey Frank, My wife and I are going to be in, or close to, Buckhannon sometime before Nov. Her sister has a RV we're going to fly up and drive home. Maybe we can toss a couple back while we're there! I'd like to see those two beauties too. We just got a letter from her sister today postmarked Clarksburg but her address is Buckhannon

Hey longhorn 294, That sounds Great, I'am already looking forward to it. Let me know when you get more info and I will make sure were in town. Dinner will be on me. Vettebeige81 ( my e-mail fhodges@cebridge.net)

Frank..We haven't decided when we're going yet, just know it has to be before Nov. because  my wife's sister and hubby head back to Fla. for the winter. Must be nice, huh? I'll stay in touch though and let you know when. Be looking forward to it. Dwain

Funny and true.