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New Supermarket

Posted: 1/16/08 8:06am Message 1 of 12
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The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of instant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and  the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

  

 

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.




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Posted: 1/16/08 10:33am Message 4 of 12
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Posted: 1/16/08 11:31am Message 5 of 12
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[QUOTE=OlrustysGhost] ...I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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Or Preparation H??




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Posted: 1/16/08 1:11pm Message 6 of 12
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Posted: 1/16/08 1:24pm Message 8 of 12
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