1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from th e dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate persona l ized
because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood
and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation
because you were on jury duty

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

31. You climb to the top of a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor.

32. You walk your dog to the corner and both use the same bush.

33. You help your richest relative move, and have to put the wheels back on the house.

34. You move the refrigerator and the grass under it has turned yellow.

35. Status is having two cars on jacks in the front yard.

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36. you not only have a rifle in your back window but bullets in it too.
37.You ask, Why do you need soap?
38. you read this list and he hawed the loudest!






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39.  If ya' pick your nose and flick it on the car parked next to ya'.

Oh Mick thast was way wrong.... but I liked it. What is this tank doin ta me?

[QUOTE=Tuxblacray]27. A tornado hits your neighborhood
and does $100,000 worth of improvements. [/QUOTE]

 Thats gotta be my favorite

40. your home is mobile, but your cars are not!

heres a funny link:

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