A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"
But the passerby says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work...."

talk about frighteningly accurate...

oh my.

many trues.

So true and very sad! We working folks should accept some of the blame. We continue to re-elect the guys and girls in Washington that allow this stuff to go on. Hopefully soon there will be some new immigration legislation enacted. We can only hope. Keep our men and women in uniform in our thoughts this Christmas season.
God Bless All!
Scott

Here's a good one too. I've been following a story in the local news. This guy is being held on rape and kidnap charges. Multiple rapes by the way. He got a gov't loan for his $130,000 home, his job paid him 50 grand. He's been deported previously Yes he's an illegal! Now the county has appointed him a public defender!

[QUOTE=daveb12] Here's a good one too. I've been following a story in the local news. This guy is being held on rape and kidnap charges. Multiple rapes by the way. He got a gov't loan for his $130,000 home, his job paid him 50 grand. He's been deported previously Yes he's an illegal! Now the county has appointed him a public defender![/QUOTE]

Unbelievably awful!!! What nationality is this guy???
Well, in Texas the majority speak Mexican, not English.....I thought immigrants were supposed to learn English??!!!