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No More Zanex!

Posted: 1/6/06 4:38pm Message 1 of 10
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive?  If you answered yes to any of
these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about TeQuila(r).

TeQuila(r) is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions.   TeQuila(r) can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything. You will notice the benefits of TeQuila(r) almost
immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.   Shyness
and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
TeQuila(r).

TeQuila(r) may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use TeQuila(r). However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and
a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister. Get yours today!



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   I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...

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No More Zanex!

Posted: 1/6/06 4:42pm Message 2 of 10
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ANCHORAGE, AK - USA
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Vette(s): 1965-327 coupe, 1968-small block coupe, 1969-427, 1971-454 coupe and currently a 1976-ZZ4 coupe reborn again,and hotter than ever.. Add a 1996 CE LT-4 for backup
I need to purchase a bag of that stuff, were do I send my money..




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Posted: 1/6/06 4:54pm Message 3 of 10
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[QUOTE=longhorn294]a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister. Get yours today! [/QUOTE]

   

I already do that now!!   Will this help my relationship to get rid of my lady??   




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Posted: 1/6/06 7:24pm Message 4 of 10
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Hey!!! That's supposed to be a SECRET!!! Jeeeezz! Now the Feds are gonna wanna regulate it




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Posted: 1/6/06 8:20pm Message 5 of 10
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Greensburg, IN - USA
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Vette(s): Previous: 1984 Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe, 1989 Coupe, 2001 Roadster Present: 1967 Stingray Roadster, 1976 Stingray Coupe, 1989 Roadster..
It may not help to get rid of her but it has been known to cause temporary blindness & amnesia(I think).    


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Posted: 1/6/06 8:30pm Message 6 of 10
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sussex, NJ - USA
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Vette(s): 1969 L71 riverside gold convertible on frame restoration numbers matching motor 4:11 factory rear 4speed with hooker side pipes
your spelling is wrong longhorn, the true spelling is tokillya. Have enjoyed many a nite enjoying the effects of this intoxicating remedy of the above mentioned ailments and inadaquaticies. Have nothing to say about the morning after.


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Posted: 1/6/06 8:54pm Message 7 of 10
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[QUOTE=Tuxblacray]It may not help to get rid of her but it has been known to cause temporary blindness & amnesia(I think).    [/QUOTE]

That will have to do.     




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Posted: 1/7/06 9:50am Message 8 of 10
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Frederick, MD - USA
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Vette(s): Frederick County Corvette Club (Maryland) Tan 64 365 Hp Conv 4 sp Red 72 4 sp Conv ..running a '68 327 Blue 76 Coupe L 48 4 sp White 79 Coupe L 82 auto Silver 98 Conv, 6 sp 35th Anniv '88 vette

Gosh:

I am a Retired Pharmacist....and do NOT do drugs.. of any kind...

well Ok I do take a few... Atenolol, Zetia, Lipitor, Levoxyl, Imdur, Plavix, Lisinopril  and Cilostazol...
   
How in the hell do you think I made enough money to own 5 Corvettes
 
                   Thets GOLD in them Damn PILLS....

I would NOT advise asking a ME about TeQuila...
   that is unless you want to contribute towards my 6th Corvette

Most of the Local Doctors could  care less.. they do not make enough money anymore because of the Insurance Companies low reimbursement  rates to afford to even pay for their Malpractice Insurance...let alone Car Insurance...

Dentists on the other hand rarely have to deal with Insurance Companies and can all drive what they want...But most of them have no knowledge of any drugs outside of a Few Narcotics and a few Antibiotics...

Lol...

Alfred E Newman is my hero...

Bob



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Posted: 1/7/06 10:01am Message 9 of 10
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Bob, I applaud you and your honesty. I forgive Pharmacist's everywhere for ripping us off now that I know that my money went for some nice looking toys. By the way your age is showing? I love Alfred E Newman too...Terry




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Posted: 1/7/06 8:58pm Message 10 of 10
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