Topic: No More Zanex!
in Forum: Humor

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of
these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about TeQuila(r).
TeQuila(r) is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions. TeQuila(r) can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything. You will notice the benefits of TeQuila(r) almost
immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness
and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
TeQuila(r).
TeQuila(r) may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use TeQuila(r). However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and
a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister. Get yours today!
I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...

"I Love all Corvettes! LifeTime Member #60..Terry"
[QUOTE=longhorn294]a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister. Get yours today! [/QUOTE]
I already do that now!! Will this help my relationship to get rid of my lady??

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Joel Adams
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Gosh:
I am a Retired Pharmacist....and do NOT do drugs.. of any kind...
well Ok I do take a few... Atenolol, Zetia, Lipitor, Levoxyl, Imdur, Plavix, Lisinopril and Cilostazol...
How in the hell do you think I made enough money to own 5 Corvettes
Thets GOLD in them Damn PILLS....
I would NOT advise asking a ME about TeQuila...
that is unless you want to contribute towards my 6th Corvette
Most of the Local Doctors could care less.. they do not make enough money anymore because of the Insurance Companies low reimbursement rates to afford to even pay for their Malpractice Insurance...let alone Car Insurance...
Dentists on the other hand rarely have to deal with Insurance Companies and can all drive what they want...But most of them have no knowledge of any drugs outside of a Few Narcotics and a few Antibiotics...
Lol...
Alfred E Newman is my hero...
Bob
Bob
64,72 & 98 Corvette Ragtops
76 & 79 & qa 88 ANC Corvette Coupes
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"I Love all Corvettes! LifeTime Member #60..Terry"

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Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"