No toilet paper

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very

faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic

on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped

in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought

she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was

wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin

them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a

wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next

day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet

and innocent wife was still in be d -- hung over, so he phoned the

other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm

starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card

stuck to her ass that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you."