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Topic: Oatmeal for Longevity

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Oatmeal for Longevity

Posted: 10/6/13 2:16pm Message 1 of 2
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A TOUGH OLD CATTLEMAN FROM JINDABYNE COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE

 

WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

 

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED.

 

SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

 

 




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Re: Oatmeal for Longevity

Posted: 10/8/13 10:18am Message 2 of 2
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I guess you could say she went out with a bang!!! Wink  Big smile 
 
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