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For the last 2 days I have been in PUTER HELL! My rusty trusty Dell crashed and burned on Monday. I spent all freakin day on Tuesday with Dell and Yahoo. I got up this morning at 4am and started on the TURD (Joel's tech term). Finally as you can see I am up and sorta goin.
I purchased more memory and it is supposed to be here later this week. That is providin they don't forget me!
My buddy Butch hasn't provided me with grandeoso feelings concerning Dell so we shall see how it works out.
My new litltle buddy Dennis in Pakistan promises that all will be OTAY....
He did such a bang up job yesterday that I made an appointment with him for next Tuesday to set up a Home Network and update my Dell (yes you heard me) laptop.
I wanted to do it sooner but my wireless router isn't here yet. Sooo.... beggers can't be choosers.
Thanks for letting me vent! I hate puters except I love this here place.... an Ebay.... an a few other Corvette spots we won't mention.....
Tuxblacray 2008-04-16 06:06:03
I purchased more memory and it is supposed to be here later this week. That is providin they don't forget me!

My buddy Butch hasn't provided me with grandeoso feelings concerning Dell so we shall see how it works out.
My new litltle buddy Dennis in Pakistan promises that all will be OTAY....
He did such a bang up job yesterday that I made an appointment with him for next Tuesday to set up a Home Network and update my Dell (yes you heard me) laptop.
I wanted to do it sooner but my wireless router isn't here yet. Sooo.... beggers can't be choosers.
Thanks for letting me vent! I hate puters except I love this here place.... an Ebay.... an a few other Corvette spots we won't mention.....

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Just a little tip on how to adjust your puter (turd) Tux. After all, what are friends for................






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Do you now speak (Urdo) the Pakistani language??? They certainly don't speak any form of American English..............computer hell!
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[QUOTE=my7T1]
Urdo 'nt thank ah likes you a callin me ah turd bro...
Yeah me an my new bestus Pakistany Pal Dennis come to the sme figger. If'n ah were ta beat da He!! outta the silly thang hit would die much sooner an cheaper!
Any who hit be a runnin again.... If'n ah keeps a throwin $$$ hat hit ah ham gonna start a callin hit a STINGRAY.....
Just a little tip on how to adjust your puter (turd) Tux. After all, what are friends for................
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Urdo 'nt thank ah likes you a callin me ah turd bro...
Yeah me an my new bestus Pakistany Pal Dennis come to the sme figger. If'n ah were ta beat da He!! outta the silly thang hit would die much sooner an cheaper!
Any who hit be a runnin again.... If'n ah keeps a throwin $$$ hat hit ah ham gonna start a callin hit a STINGRAY.....

Greensburg, IN - USA
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[QUOTE=my7T1] Turd!
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Dad........ Terry is callin me names..... well shazbot he haint here no more....... Well then you ol cuss come over here and I'll show ya a thang er 2..... After we drink them beers.....
Tuxblacray 2008-04-16 21:49:49

Dad........ Terry is callin me names..... well shazbot he haint here no more....... Well then you ol cuss come over here and I'll show ya a thang er 2..... After we drink them beers.....

Sorry Tux. I have calmed down, and I still luv ya man..............

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[QUOTE=my7T1]
Naw you would probally beat the livin tar outta me an then I would be nothin more than a broken old man with a Gimpy Puter.......
Besides I am tickled to death to be back and readin stuff from some of my bestus buddies.....
Ay.......................U wanna piece ah me??!!!!

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Naw you would probally beat the livin tar outta me an then I would be nothin more than a broken old man with a Gimpy Puter.......
Besides I am tickled to death to be back and readin stuff from some of my bestus buddies.....

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Yeah it strange how popular english first names are in places like India and Pakistan, go figure. I always get a chuckle outa that when I get a "Dennis" on the phone.
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