The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements as the First Lady of our nation. In daily use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission made the following findings:

The stamp was in perfect order.
There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive
People were spitting on the wrong side.


(Sorry Ben...I couldn't help myself)

lost in the 60's said: The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements as the First Lady of our nation. In daily use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission made the following findings: The stamp was in perfect order. There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive People were spitting on the wrong side. (Sorry Ben...I couldn't help myself)

Good one Ken!
Sarge

Yeah, Hillary does suck, even President Clinton aggreed," My fellow Americans, yes, but not very well" well there you have it, right from the donkey's mouth.

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I'd like to apologize for this one in advance.

What do you get when you cross a redneck, and a lesbian???




Chelsea.

Lost very good one, thank you and hope you don't mind if I foward that one one

Everything aside , I'm glad its over, all the comericals, phone calls and messages. I think 2 months should be more than enough time for anyone to get there message accross, and if they can't, guess they probally shouldn't be leading in the first place............


Dave
Mr69vett