Old chicken VS. New chicken

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens.. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the
corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over.."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters go running by.

He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, * "Damn....third gay rooster I bought this month."*

(click and drag cursor between two * to see what the farmer said...)

Moral of this story?

1) You don't get old being a fool!
2) Age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!
3) Don't mess with us OLD TIMERS!

Adams' Apple2007-08-17 05:20:18

Joel,
My wife and I married 6 years ago when she graduated from college. At the time I was 55 and she was 24. The guys in my car club were kidding me about an old man marrying such a young girl. They were saying things like "you better be careful, you know people have been known to die from getting overly excited during the sex act and dying." My reply to them, "well guys you can't go through life worrying about every little thing. I love her but if SHE dies, she just dies".  rearn2go722007-08-17 07:48:00

Yep - we lose a lot of young ones that way.....

The young bull and the old bull were standing on top of the hill looking down on all the heffers.

[QUOTE=rearn2go72]  " My reply to them, "well guys you can't go through life worrying about every little thing. I love her but if SHE dies, she just dies".  [/QUOTE] Buhahahaha, thats even funnier then the chicken joke itself

      Jim,  your a GOD !!     

[QUOTE=deeboy59]      Jim,  your a GOD !!     [/QUOTE]

No, no God here but He has blessed me and I thank him every day.

Amen brother !!