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Ole vas working at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar, da doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2006! Ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
To vhich Ole says, "How vas I suppose to pick dem up?
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2006! Ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
To vhich Ole says, "How vas I suppose to pick dem up?
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HA! I 
that one! 
I needed that.....upset about my car!
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Micki,
I hope you get that thing fixed and it's not serious. At any rate I would hardly call the ditty a "pick me up"!
I hope you get that thing fixed and it's not serious. At any rate I would hardly call the ditty a "pick me up"!
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Well, it was corney, but I "corney." 
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Ya..dat's a goot vun thar!! Sounding like someting Norbert vould come up wit!!!
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Corney is good, It was a bit twisted, but just a bit, not too much, twisted is good. But not twisted fingers.
But no fingers, how can I get a grip on that joke? It could be handy. I'll try to nail it. I'll stop now.
Dat vas a funny one der
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Just think......how could ya' pick your nose if ya' had no finkers! 
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