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Only in America
.......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people

can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in   America
........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
 a diet coke.




Only in   America
.......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.




Only in   America
........do we leave cars  worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.




Only in   America
........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in

packages of eight.



Only in   America
........do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process

so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.




Only in   America
.......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.




EVER WONDER ....



Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for  lethal injections?



You know that indestructible black box that is used

on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane

out of that stuff?


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all

stuck together?


If co 

If fII If Flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 
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We all need to smile every once in a while.