Topic: Only in Texas
in Forum: Humor
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Lifetime MemberMundelein, IL - USA
Joined: 6/9/2008
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Vette(s): 1978 25 anniversary blue on blue with T-tops.
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview says:
"Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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Sounds about right to me..... 
Larry
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in Forum: Humor
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