While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a brass lamp and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the lamp and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that lamp forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.

if only this joke could be true

Another one... not as funny but true in an ideal world..


Osama finally blows himself up and shows up at the gates of heaven. Suddenly, George Washington sucker-punches him and just starts wailing on him. Thomas Jefferson joins in, along with Robert E. Lee and his old man "Light Horse Harry" Lee, and a bunch of other guys, just stomping the $hit out of him. "ALLAH!", cries Osama, "Where are my 72 virgins?" A huge voice answers:



THAT'S 72 VIRGINIANS, YOU MORON!

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THAT'S 72 VIRGINIANS, YOU MORON!

Kind of makes you want him to be caught and released here! I'd bet he wouldn't be able to hide in redneck country as long he's been hiding in Pakistan!

I've got the solution to finding him!

All the government has to do is get him a Sally Mae Loan (student loan)....those guys can find anyone!