Topic: Parlez vous Francaise?
in Forum: Humor
Canada."
--Ted Nugent
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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind
me."
--General George S. Patton
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
-- General Norman Schwartzkopf
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"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--Marge Simpson
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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
--Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--Rush Limbaugh
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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting
in Paris sipping coffee."
--Regis Philbin
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"You know why the French don't want to ! bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates
America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people."
--Conan O'Brien
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"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam
out
of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of
France either."
--Jay Le! no
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris
under a German flag."
--David Letterman
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"War without France would be like . . . World War II."
--Unknown
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"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against&nb! sp;DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the
Nazis?"
--Dennis Miller
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"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when
they
needed us."
--Alan Kent
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"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised
on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never shot.Dropped once.'"
--Rep. Roy Blun t, MO
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"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
truffles
in Iraq."
--Dennis Miller
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"Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you
are
French."
--Unknown
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Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as&nb! sp;they entered
the city in WWII?
A. "Table for 100,000, m'sieur?"
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"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known,
it's
never been tried."
--Rep. R Blount, MO
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"Did you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII?
And that's because it was raining."
--John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
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The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after
the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide.
The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which
destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney!
(AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use
of fireworks at Euro Disney The decision comes the day after a
nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to
surrender
to a group of Czech tourists.
Patrick Bruno
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During the American revolution, Francis Marion, the Swamp Fox, explained to the brave men of his militia that the enemy would be wearing red coats. The Kings advisors had figured that the wearing red coats would help mask wounds and blood from the men wearing them. When hit, the blood would be absorbed by the red fabric and the british soldiers wouldn't freak out the sight of their own blood and would keep fighting.
The French adapted a similar strategy for their soldiers. THEY WEAR BROWN PANTS
And jackets with yellow Jon,-Majestic Glass Corvette Club-....Red #72,blk.interior,1979 C3 Corvette-TH350,Weiand,Holley,glass tops,Pioneer,3.55's,K&N,Dynomax,Flowmaster 40's,Energy Suspension,Spicer,VB&P(pics soon); 1978 Olds Cutlass Supreme 350/350,Dk. Blue 2-door Coupe-Hotchkis,PST,K&N,XM...'99 Mitsubishi Galant GTZ V6,black/grey leather,intake,strut bars,tint... |IMG|http://www.msnusers.com/cutlasscorvetteworkinprogress/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=63|/IMG|
You won't believe it , if not seen . They have time and no worry's ....if there's something in the way in front of their door .... they walk around it.For years. No, for generations.
The below is a Google Search for "French Military Victories" Read the fisrt item that came up
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=french+mili tary+victories&btnG=Search
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