Places I Have and Have Not Been

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Posted: 11/4/11 1:25pm Message 1 of 5

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Places I Have and Have Not Been

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.

I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and mostly work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump,

and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go,

and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!

It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!

At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

And lastly, I have been in Deepshit many times;

the older I get, the easier it is to get there.

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Posted: 11/4/11 6:48pm Message 2 of 5

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Steve, that was great! Thanks for making me laugh!

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Posted: 11/4/11 7:24pm Message 3 of 5

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I've been in cognito! It's right next to communicado. Both are great places to relax. No no one bothers you cuz they don't know ya. Been in limbo too. Not a fan though. The not knowing can make ya crazy.
I've also been in ane, but nobody takes you seriously.
I'm always in a hurry to get where I'm going, so I don't forget where it is I'm going...and it usually turn out that I am lost, in the state of Confusion.
I once went to a land where everything was just perfect...temperatures, people, food...EVERYTHING....
I later learned that land was called Illusion...
I sometimes think I'm in the early stages of alzhimers...but thats ok...I can make a new friend every day, not to mention I can hide my own Easter eggs....

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