Topic: Polite Way To Pee
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Okay Mick here's the beginning to my blond revenge....
During one of her daily classes a teacher (a redhead) trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a
date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that
you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded
by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how
would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.
Little blond Johnny, would you please use your brains and show us your good manners?" "Sure thing teacher I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The red headed teacher fainted!
During one of her daily classes a teacher (a redhead) trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a
date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that
you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded
by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how
would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.
Little blond Johnny, would you please use your brains and show us your good manners?" "Sure thing teacher I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The red headed teacher fainted!
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Beginning?? 
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