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Pope Goes Politically Correct

Posted: 5/6/14 9:32am Message 1 of 3
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Pope Goes Politically Correct

The Pope was finishing his sermon.  He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti Homini”--Blessed be Mankind.

 

A women’s rights group approached the Pope the next day.  They pointed out that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.  So the next time, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, “Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini”--Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.

 

The next day a gay rights group approached the Pope.  They said that they noticed he blessed Mankind and Womankind, and asked if he could also bless gay people.  The Pope said he would do this.

 

The next time, the Pope concluded his sermon with, “Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti. 



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Posted: 5/6/14 1:14pm Message 2 of 3
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Blessed mankind and womankind and gum?


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Posted: 5/6/14 2:35pm Message 3 of 3
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