Topic: Profiling
in Forum: Humor
MessagePlease pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!
Do you remember?
-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c.
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9.In 1998, the
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11.In 2002 the
a. Enron
b. The
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. 2004 - Spain Railway bombings were done by:
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
14. 2005 London Railway bombings were done by:
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
AND NOW !
15. 2006 plot to blowup airliners leaving
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80 year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because profiling is discriminatory and not nice.
Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Allreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any such sense.
As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it,
"Stupid is as stupid does"
Come on people wake up!!!
Our Country and our troops need our support and prayers
AMEN 
We in the West are up against a totally committed, fanatical enemy for
whom dying IS the goal. I fear that we don't have the will, the political
leadership or--most importantly of all--anywhere near enough grasp of
the facts that are the root causes for this new world war. And we should
make no mistake--it is a global struggle of one ideology versus another.
Because Americans don't know enough about what underlies this conflict,
they're unable to understand why we're the prime target. Because the
national media and the political establishment aren't willing to discuss the
real reasons behind 9/11 and the Iraq war (just to cite two examples), the
citizenry remains uninformed and therefore unwilling to demand the kind
of fundamental changes in foreign policy that are, ultimately, the only
and best hope we have for diffusing the hatred that fuels our enemy.
We forget the lessons that history teaches--and as a result, we risk
history repeating itself. Ancient Rome was the most powerful civilization
on Earth. And it became affluent and complacent and oblivious to the
growing dangers it faced. A relatively small band of barbarians were able
to wreak havoc and mayhem on the empire as a result.
This country has a long record of coming late to the realization of threats
to our security and well-being. When at last we do though, we have a
record of winning. I can only hope that it won't take more atrocities of the
kind you listed before we come to our senses and approach this struggle
for what it truly is: an epic, global battle of Western values against a
medieval mindset that is focused on nothing less than the total
elimination of our way of life.
Ted, If only more people would realize what you have just stated, we wouldn't be as divided as we are. Terrorism doesn't have to be a bomb going off, or a plane being crashed into a building and the taking of innocent lives to be effective. Our lives are already affected and permanently disrupted, and it's getting worse. Take into consideration all the crap that "we" the American people have had to put up with since 9/11, and there hasn't been an attack on us since then ! But our politically correct socialist elected idiots will continue to over react, take drastic measures against us, make us pay a price, and refuse to recognized that root cause of the problem. All this for the sake of not offending some idiot.
The saddest part is, too many Americans accept that. They're more concern how these SOB's are treated by our soldiers, than they are about the long term affect it will have on us. Unfortunately, our country will never be the same, our Empire is falling, we will be no different than any third world country, and we're letting it happen.
off.
Lifetime Member[QUOTE=JacksL71]my buddy is a captain with american, I said to him one time , when someone tries to hyjack a plane why don't you turn the plane upside down and send the hyjackers to the ceiling. Then get it back uprite and the passangers could deal with them. He laughed and said it sounded like a good idea but the plane wasn't buildt for such behavior and would probably snap a wing due to the stress. Though he told me two pilots were fired a couple years back for doing just that with an empty plane. The way they got caught was that they found the blue water from the toilets on the ceiling in the bathrooms.[/QUOTE]
Not bad but didn't look out for the safety of if had children or infants, they wouldn't been able to hold on to their seat when going upside down. Then they might have very bad injuries or even death. A big lawsuit also. You really have to look out for not just trying to get the bad guys off but the safety of the passengers as well. At least the two pilots had fun. 