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Promise Land

Posted: 6/4/12 7:27pm Message 1 of 2
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
 
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
 
Today, Congress and Obama have stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
 
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.....I had to press 1 for English.
 
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck .........
 
Folks, we're screwed



   I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...

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Re: Promise Land

Posted: 6/5/12 6:36am Message 2 of 2
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Unfortunately...........sad but true!


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