Topic: Quizzz Time!
in Forum: Humor
> > Quiz Time
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> > Have fun (but no peeking!). Get a pen and paper out...Then,
forward it to
> > friends with your score in the subject line, and one back to
me.
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> > 1). What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
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> > A. Flintstones vitamins
> > B. The buttmaster
> > C. Spaghetti
> > D. Wonder Bread
> > E. Orange Juice
> > F. Milk
> > G. Cod Liver Oil
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> > 2). Before he was Muhammad Ali, he was...
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> > A. Sugar Ray Robinson
> > B. Roy Orbison
> > C. Gene Autry
> > D. Rudolph Valentino
> > E. Fabian
> > F. Mickey Mantle
> > G. Cassius Clay
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> > 3). Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the
enemy and...
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> > A. It's you
> > B. He is us
> > C. It's the Grinch
> > D. He wasn't home
> > E. He's really mean
> > F. We quit
> > G. He surrendered
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> > 4). Good night, David...
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> > A. Good night, Chet
> > B. Sleep well
> > C. Good Night, Irene
> > D. Good Night, Gracie
> > E. See you later, alligator
> > F. Until tomorrow
> > G. Good night, Steve
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> > 5). You'll wonder where the yellow went,
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> > A. When you use Tide
> > B. When you lose your crayons
> > C. When you clean your tub
> > D. If you paint the room blue
> > E. If you buy a soft water tank
> > F. When you use Lady Clairol
> > G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
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> > 6). Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver
was Dobie's friend,
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> > A. Stuart Whitman
> > B. Randolph Scott
> > C. Steve Reeves
> > D. Maynard G. Krebbs
> > E. Corky B. Dork
> > F. Dave the Whale
> > G. Zippy Zoo
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> > 7). Liar, liar...
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> > A. You're a liar
> > B. Your nose is growing
> > C. Pants on fire
> > D. Join the choir
> > E. Jump up higher
> > F. On the wire
> > G. I'm telling Mom
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> > 8). Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never
ending battle for
> > truth, justice and...
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> > A. Wheaties
> > B. Lois Lane
> > C. TV ratings
> > D. World peace
> > E. Red tights
> > F. The American way
> > G. News headlines
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> > 9 ). Hey, kids, what time is it?
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> > A. It's time for Yogi Bear
> > B. It's time to do your homework
> > C. It's Howdy Doody Time
> > D. It's Time for Romper Room
> > E. It's bedtime
> > F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
> > G. Scoopy Doo Time
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> > 10). Lions and tigers and bears...
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> > A. Yikes
> > B. Oh no
> > C. Gee whiz
> > D. I'm scared
> > E. Oh My
> > F. Help Help
> > H. Let's run
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> > 11). Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone
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> > A. Over 40
> > B. Wearing a uniform
> > C. C arrying a briefcase
> > D. Over 30
> > E. You don't know
> > F. Who says, 'Trust me'
> > G. Who eats tofu
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> > 12). NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial
wearing women's
> > stockings was...
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> > A. Troy Aikman
> > B. Kenny Stabler
> > C. Joe Namath
> > D. Roger Stauback
> > E. Joe Montana
> > F. Steve Young
> > G. John Elway
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> > 13). Brylcream...
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> > A. Smear it on
> > B. You'll smell great
> > C. Tame that cowlick
> > D. Greaseball heaven
> > E. It's a dream
> > F. We're your team
> > G. A little dab'll do ya
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> > 14). I found my thrill...
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> > A. In Blueberry muffins
> > B. With my man, Bill
> > C. Down at the mill
> > D. Over the windowsill
> > E. With thyme and dill
> > F. Too late to enjoy
> > G. On Blueberry Hill
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> > 15). Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by
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> > A. Clark Gable
> > B. Mary Martin
> > C. Doris Day
> > D. Errol Flynn
> > E. Sally Fields
> > F. Jim Carey
> > G. Jay Leno
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> > 16). Name the Beatles
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> > A. John, Steve, Georg e , Ringo
> > B. John, Paul, George , Roscoe
> > C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
> > D. Jay, Paul, George , Ringo
> > E. Lewis, Peter, George , Ringo
> > F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
> > G. John, Paul, George , Ringo
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> > 17). I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, who
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> > A. Who ate the leftovers?
> > B. Who did the laundry?
> > C. Was it you?
> > D. Who wrote the book of love?
> > E. Who I am?
> > F. Passed the test?
> > G. Knocked on the door?
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> > 18). I'm strong to the finish
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> > A. Cause I eats my broccoli
> > B. Cause I eats me spinach
> > C. Cause I lift weights
> > D. Cause I'm the hero
> > E. And don't you forget it
> > F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
> > G. To outlast Bruto
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> > 19). When it's least expected, you're elected,
you're
> > the star today...
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> > A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
> > B. Smile, you're on Star Search
> > C. Smile, you won the lottery
> > D. Smile, we're watching you
> > E. Smile, the world sees you
> > F Smile, you're a hit
> > G Smile, you're on TV
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> > 20). What do M & M's do?
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> > A. Make your tummy happy
> > B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
> > C. Make you fat
> > D. Melt your heart
> > E. Make you popular
> > F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
> > G. Come in colors
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> > Okay, that's it. Here are the right answers.
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> > If you got most of these correct........you're older than
> > dirt!!!
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> > 1 d - Wonder Bread
> > 2 g - Cassius Clay
> > 3 b - He Is Us
> > 4 a - Good night, Chet
> > 5 g - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
> > 6 d - Maynard G. Krebbs
> > 7 c - Pants On Fire
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> > 8 f - The American Way
> > 9 c - It's Howdy Doody Time
> > 10 e - Oh My
> > 11 d - Over 30
> > 12 c - Joe Namath
> > 13 g - A little dab'll do ya
> > 14 g - On Blueberry Hill
> > 15 b - Mary Martin
> > 16 g - John, Paul, George , Ringo
> > 17 d - Who wrote the book of Love
> > 18 b - Cause I eats me spinach
> > 19 a - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
> > 20 f - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand



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