A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.    How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel ? When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, Go ahead. Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.    Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder . . 1) The DNA is all the same 2) There's no dental records      Who invented the toothbrush? A Redneck. (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)   A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . . and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'     Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . . The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.      A new Redneck law was just recently passed . When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.     Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?  'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'     What can you determine when a Baby Redneck is drooling out of both sides of it's mouth?     The trailer house is level!    That's all folks !