Texas has compiled a Liberal-to-Texan translation directory

(AKA Redneck Rosetta Stone).

This should be helpful as well as provide a chuckle for all (You need not

agree!)

CALIFORNIA                                                         TEXAS

Arsenal of Weapons                                                 Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands                                                     Swamp

Undocumented Worker                                             Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials                                             Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery                                                  Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed                                                         Well-protected

Narrow-minded                                                        Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share                                         Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control                                     Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives                                    Fireworks or Stump Removal

Nonviable Tissue Mass                                            Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity                                    Socialism

Multicultural Community                                           High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Progress                                      Marxism

Upper Class or "The Rich "                                     Self-Employed

Progressive, Change                                                Big Government Scheme

Homeless or Disadvantaged                                     Bums or Welfare Leeches

Sniper Rifle                                                             Scoped Deer Rifle

Investment For the Future                                       Higher Taxes

Healthcare Reform                                                 Socialized Medicine

Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater                              Conservative

Truants                                                                  Homeschoolers

Victim or Oppressed                                             Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine                                        Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot                                                      Church-going

Reintroduced Wolves                                             Sheep and Deer Killers

Fair Trade Coffee                                                  Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich "                                        Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby                                                     NRA Members

Assault Weapon                                                    Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

Fiscal Stimulus                                                       New Taxes and Higher Taxes

Same Sex Marriage                                               Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting                            Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs