Topic: Sacrifices for the Game
in Forum: Humor
Lifetime MemberSacrifices for the Game
Four old-timers are playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarks how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet together and play a round. His buddies all chime in and say, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”
Christmas morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, “Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”
Number 2 guy says, “I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”
Number 3 guy says “My wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.”
They all turn to the last guy in the group, who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. “I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning for either sex or golf,” and she said, “Take a sweater.”
