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Topic: Saving Face

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Saving Face

Posted: 1/24/10 11:54am Message 1 of 3
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Vette(s): 1972 Steel Cities Gray T Top. Original Owner, Original Paint and Interior. The running gear has been rebuilt. only 250,000 miles on the clock..
Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.  All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.  The teacher noticed that little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.  Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money.  The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, ' Is this that really true about your father?', 'No,' said Johnny, 'He plays for the  Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!


 
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Posted: 1/24/10 9:13pm Message 2 of 3
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Well now....that might be funnier if it weren't TRUE...Pig




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Posted: 1/25/10 9:12am Message 3 of 3
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Awww, ease up guys. Remember the old saying, on any given Sunday...................
 
and then, on a lighter note........the "Niners" are looking a little better, huh?



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